Today in the galaxy, far away from the planet Earth, a woman called Zoe 23723463748 has married a piece of cheese, space cheese infact. This is not unusual as space cheese is so popular that humans and aliens alike just cannot get enough of it. Zoe is the first woman today to marry two pieces of cheese at the same time. She certainly has a good taste in cheese, and she was over the moon about the situation that developed after visiting her intergalactic supermarket, and falling in love with space cheese in the aisles. She said of the marriage ceremony, “I am so happy to be marrying two pieces of space cheese, as men only let you down and disappoint you, and space cheese has never disappointed me, especially in bed!”