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The ship's glitchy digital crew member. Half code, half chaos.
Welcome to HooareuSPACE
SPACE
2047
A comic sci-fi journey through the strangest corners of space, where the crew of the Are We There Yet! are lost, tired and surrounded by ridiculous danger.
Meet the crew.
of the spaceship Are We There Yet?
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Gertrude
The ship, maybe. Not confirmed alive, not confirmed AI, definitely sassy.
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Cedric
Strong, loyal and terrible at subtlety. Will fight space and probably win.
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Salomina
Sharp mind, dark past and always one step ahead of disaster.
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Karen
Short fuse, big heart and somehow still keeping everyone alive.
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Brian
The reluctant leader. Loves a plan. Hates that nothing ever goes to it.
Latest posts.
Fresh updates from the Space 2047 blog.
Blog Post
Space 2047: a sentient sandwich and the mock-heroic incident of a tomato-shaped escape craft
Somewhere inside a meteorite with speakers attached, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be annoying,…
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Space 2047: a suspicious comfort robot and the melancholy but silly incident of an inflatable space taxi dress
Somewhere inside the Intergalactic Global Community Network depot, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be…
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Space 2047: Susan with the Viking helmet and the chaotic incident of a letter from Shopkeepers Anonymous
Somewhere inside a space motorway service station, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be annoying,…
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Space 2047: Father Alfonso Lonely and the absurd incident of a space horn
Somewhere inside planet Boring746759, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be annoying, Father Alfonso Lonely…
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Space 2047: Karen Toni Loretta Bobbi Erasmus and the space-operatic and daft incident of a robotic organ part
Somewhere inside the spaceship Are We There Yet?, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be…
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Space 2047: Salomina and the bureaucratically ridiculous incident of a packet of crisps
Somewhere inside the galaxy Hooareu, in the sort of silence that only space can make when it is trying to be annoying, Salomina began…
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Featured Mission
Lost in space. Low on patience.
The crew are far from home, short on supplies and surrounded by space pirates, robots and inconvenient cosmic nonsense.
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Some Space 2047 destinations.
Origin
Boring746759
The ordinary starting point that suddenly feels comforting once deep space gets ridiculous.
Galaxy
Hooareu Galaxy
The wider maze of planets, wrong turns, strange signals and cosmic inconvenience.
Danger Zone
Pirate Sector
A bad place to run out of supplies, patience or believable excuses.
Ship Route
Are We There Yet!
The crew's travelling disaster zone, drifting between hope and another terrible idea.
Incident Site
Brainwave Trouble
A strange corner of the journey where minds, machines and nonsense collide.
Deep Space
Lost Routes
The unhelpful stretches between destinations, usually filled with panic and bad luck.