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Launch Day
The crew leave Boring746759 with confidence nobody can justify.
Mission Timeline.
A brief history of things going wrong.
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First Wrong Turn
The navigation system develops opinions and none of them are helpful.
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Post Room Panic
Parcels, letters and morale are scattered across the ship.
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Pirate Sector
The crew discover that diplomacy is difficult when everyone is shouting.
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Brainwave Trouble
Machines, minds and terrible ideas overlap.
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Are We There Yet?
The question remains unanswered, loudly and repeatedly.