Delivery Run 671: Salomina Regrets Everything

On what should have been a routine delivery through the left corridor of Are We There Yet?, Salomina found a lost moon permit blocking the schedule, the corridor, and most of the crew’s patience.

The situation became worse when the navigation system insists the destination is yesterday. The crew argued, improvised, and briefly considered pretending they had never seen the parcel.

Eventually, Software apologises, then makes the same mistake in a different font. Morale improves when someone finds biscuits.