BRIAN'S MOUSTACHE EXCEEDS SAFETY REGULATIONS ✦ GERTRUDE HAS CLEANED THE FLOOR AGAIN ✦ ERIC STRUDELHOFEN ISSUES FORM 2047-B ✦ NEXT STOP: PROBABLY NOUALA
Interactive Ship Explorer
Explore the Are We There Yet?
Tap a room on the ship deck to reveal crew activity, discoveries, mission hooks and ridiculous ship alerts.
The Bridge is the nerve centre of the Are We There Yet?. This is where Brian makes confident announcements, Karen checks if any of them are true, and Cedric tries not to lean on the wrong glowing button.
Crew Usually Found HereBrian, Karen, Cedric
DiscoveryEmergency moustache compass
Mission HookPlot a safe route around Eric Strudelhofen inspection drones.
Cargo Bay
The Cargo Bay is stacked with Space Cheese, suspicious parcels, labelled crates, unlabelled crates, and at least one box that breathes when nobody is looking.
Crew Usually Found HereCedric, Gertrude
DiscoverySinging Space Cheese crate
Mission HookStop the cargo becoming sentient before lunch.
Engine Room
The Engine Room is a cathedral of pipes, sparks, steam leaks and warning labels. It contains at least four machines nobody understands and one toaster core that takes criticism personally.
Crew Usually Found HereKaren, Gerald
DiscoveryBlue plasma kettle
Mission HookRestart the engines without angering the toaster core.
Crew Quarters
The Crew Quarters are where the team sleep, hide snacks, write survival notes and pretend the strange noises in the walls are definitely part of the ventilation system.
Crew Usually Found HereBrian, Karen, Salomina, Cedric
DiscoverySecret diary under a gravity sock
Mission HookFind out who stole the emergency biscuits.
Mess Hall
The Mess Hall is the loudest room on the ship. It is all gossip, gravy, Space Cheese toasties and arguments about whether soup counts as cargo.
Crew Usually Found HereEveryone eventually
DiscoveryInfinite gravy ladle
Mission HookPrevent dinner becoming a diplomatic incident.
Gertrude's Maintenance Bay
Gertrude's spotless kingdom is full of cosmic polish, emergency mops, antibacterial space spray and enough cleaning regulations to frighten a government department.
Crew Usually Found HereGertrude
DiscoveryCosmic cleaner marked EXTREMELY EXTRA BRIGHT
Mission HookClean the engine room before the engine cleans itself.
